"Is that a cheese on your shoulders, or are you just gouda to see me?"
"What's this Head Cheese stuff?" you may ask. Well, it's what was going on in my noodle when I wrote some of this junk. It can also be biographical and semi-biographical info about Yours Truly. It all depends on how much I feel like stretching the truth at the time. I may want to embellish the facts from time to time to make them more interesting, or I may just not want to tell you the "whole" story. You know, kind of like those supermarket rags (papers) or the evening news (television). That's the reason I used the "semi" prefix. Why do I do this? It's my web page, for cryin' out loud! If I can't enjoy myself a little here, then what's the point? I will try to keep fairly close to the facts, though. I mean, I won't claim to have super-human powers or say I've slain a dragon (Oops, sorry!) or something like that--not on this page, anyway. This is where you get to travel inside my noggin. Watch out! Don't trip over the ganglia. What's that sound? It's only the neurons humming, silly. Now, if you're not afraid of getting a bit of grey goo on your shoes, then join me in my cranium. Please hurry, though, before I start getting a headache.
From
It just hit me out of the blue. This one honestly, practically wrote itself
flowing straight from my pen one Saturday night while I was over at my parents' house
sequestering much needed rations, if memory serves . . . .
My mom and dad
where gone with my sister and her husband out to eat at the time. Though I had come
over to feast, I ended up spending my time feverishly composing instead. When they
got back, I let my brother-in-law (not Billy Murrel but the other one) read the story.
He laughed! Believe me; he's not an easy one to please either, so I knew I had another
potential hit for the Muskogee newspaper.
A spoof of evolution and love, or
should I say the evolution of love, became my February entry for the paper--appropriately
enough. It was my prehistoric Valentine tale.
Parting Shots
"How is it, that in all 007 movies, villains shoot millions of bullets
at the secret agent but can't seem to hit the broadside of a Bond?"
--Gilbert
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